swimming with the waves

Who's top? Who's bottom?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:16:10 GMT

Dreaming Upside-Down

by Tom Peterson

I dreamed the other night that all the maps in the world had been turned upside down. Library atlases, roadmaps of Cincinnati, wall-sized maps in the war rooms of the great nations, even antique maps with such inscriptions as "Here be Dragons" were flipped over. What had been north was now south, east was west. Like a glob of melting vanilla ice cream, Antarctica now capped schoolroom globes.

In my dream, a cloud of anxieties closed around me. The United States was now at the bottom. Would we have to stand upside-down, causing the blood to rush to our heads? Would we need suction-cup shoes to stay on the planet, and would autumn leaves fall up? No, I remembered, an apple once bopped Newton on the head - no need to worry about these things.

Other things troubled me more. Now that we're at the bottom, would our resources and labor be exploited by the new top? Would African, Asian, and Latin American nations structure world trade to their advantage?

Would my neighbors and I have two-dollars-a-day seasonal jobs on peach and strawberry plantations? Would the women and children work from dusk to dawn to scratch survival from the earth of California and Virginia? Would the fruit we picked be shipped from New Orleans and New York for children in Thailand and Ethiopia to hurriedly eat with their cereal so they wouldn't miss the school bus? Would our children, then, spend the morning, not in school, but fetching water two miles away and the afternoon gathering wood for heating and cooking? Would a small ruling class in this country send their daughters and sons to universities in Cairo and Buenos Aires?

Would our economy be dependant upon the goodwill and whims of, say, Brazil? Would Brazil send war planes and guns to Washington, D.C. to assure our willingness to pick apples and tobacco for export while our children went hungry? Would Brazil and Vietnam fight their wars with our sons in our country? Would we consider revolution?

If we did revolt, would the Philippino government plot to put their favorite U.S. general in power, and then uphold him with military aid?

Would we work in sweatshops manufacturing radios for the Chinese? Would our oil be shipped in tankers to Southeast Asia to run their cars, air-conditioning and microwave ovens while most of our towns didn¹t even have electricity?

Would top of the world religious leaders call us stubborn pagans upon whom God¹s judgement had fallen, causing our misery? Would they proclaim from opulent pulpits that if we simply turned to God, our needs would be met?

In my dream, I saw child crying in Calcutta. Her parents wouldn't buy her any more video games until her birthday. I saw her mother drive to the supermarket and load her cart with frozen and junk food, vegetables, cheese, meat, and women's magazines.

I also saw a mother in Houston baking bread in an earthen oven. She had been crying because there were no more beans for her family. One of her children listlessly watched her. He was a blond boy, about six years old. He slowly turned his empty, haunting gaze toward me.

At that point I awoke with a gasp. I saw I was in my own bed, inmy own house. It was just a bad dream. I drifted back to sleep, thinking, "It¹s all right, I'm still on top."

Thank God!

(Original article at http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/1336/dream.html)

Dasein

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:22:48 GMT

David Hockney painted Garrowby Hill and illustrates the prolonging of time within the act of climbing uphill. Heidegger says, "The 'there' is disclosed in a way which is grounded in Dasein's own temporality as ecstatically stretched along, and with this disclosure a 'time' is alloted to Dasein; only because of this can Dasein, as factically thrown, 'take' its time and lose it" (Sein und Zeit, H. 410).

So I am climbing up the hill of life and I am more "here" because I have seized time in its feathery winged flight.

Genji Monogatari Senneki, ending song by Kousuke Ataro

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:48:04 GMT

so busy...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:17:17 GMT

I have not blogged lately as I have been so occupied with work, Work and WORK! Weekdays + weekends. day + night. I fell sick with a cold two weeks ago and am still trying to recover completely... But then, I am getting some work done and it feels kind of good also...

This is really REALLY FUNNY!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:06:03 GMT

"Touch My Body"

MC, you're the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

[Chorus:]
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

[Chorus]

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...

Rain, rain, rain...

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:57:39 GMT

annoying social phenomenon

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:04:42 GMT

I notice a very annoying social phenomenon: nowadays, young guys in their early twenties like to put up a show of "chivalry" by shielding their thin-ass puny girlfriends in crowded trains and elevators with their less than muscular physique. They usually put lots of space between themselves at the same time, because they don't really know each other well. They are in their early dating phase where physical proximity is seductive and yet forbidden; the show of "chivalry" hints at closer contact and at the same time seems "impressive" to the girls and to the guys' own fantasies as well.

Here is the annoyance: as a result they occupy more than average amount of space. Other passengers are more crowded as a result of their inconsideration.

Personally, I find such anti-social behaviour very annoying and unacceptable. If they ever get married, I think their relationship will be cursed by the same inconsideration, which they will eventually show each other when their honeymoon courtship is over. But they probably don't care this much because people like that are only in it for the short-term "fun". The more immediate solution (rather than waiting for their own karma to catch up) is to shove them aside with as little consideration as they show others.

The new generation is just not like the previous anymore...

The leaf and the root

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:39:39 GMT

left: Corn leaf (100x) right: Ranunculus root (100x)

They have the same water-conducting xylem and sugar-conducting phloem tissues, wrapped by an epidermis. The only special thing about the leaf is that it has chlorophyll-containing mesophyll cells, which are "smart" because they use light energy to make sugar, in addition to consuming the sugar.

But at the end of the day, it is the same magical effect going forward or backward in the leaf or in the root:

6CO2 + 6H2O <-> C6H12O6 + 6O2

It's like LOVE: the back-and-forth interplay between the mind and the heart.

Starry Starry Night -- nice song!

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:20:35 GMT

南北朝散文名著

Sun, 17 May 2009 05:22:22 GMT

《桃花源记》
陶渊明（约公元365—427）

　　晋太元中，武陵人捕鱼为业。缘溪行，忘路之远近。忽逢桃花林，夹（jiā）岸数百步，中无杂树，芳草鲜美，落英缤纷。渔人甚异之，复前行，欲穷其林。
　　林尽水源，便得一山。山有小口，仿佛若有光。便舍船，从口入。初极狭，才通人。复行数十步，豁然开朗。土地平旷，屋舍（shè）俨（yǎn）然。有良田美池桑竹之属。阡陌交通，鸡犬相闻。其中往来种作，男女衣着，悉如外人，黄发垂髫（tiáo），并怡然自乐
　　见渔人，乃大惊，问所从来，具答之。便要（yāo）还家，设酒杀鸡作食。村中闻有此人，咸来问讯。自云先世避秦时乱，率妻子邑（yì）人来此绝境，不复出焉，遂（suì）与外人间（jiàn）隔。问今是何世，乃不知有汉，无论魏、晋。此人一一为（wéi）具言所闻，皆叹惋。余人各复延至其家，皆出酒食。停数日，辞去。此中人语云：“不足为（wèi）外人道也。”
　　既出，得其船，便扶向路，处处志之。及郡（jùn）下，诣（yì）太守,说如此。太守即遣人随其往，寻向所志，遂迷，不复得路。南阳刘子骥（jì），高尚士也，闻之，欣然规往。未果，寻病终。后遂无问津者。

中孝介「家路」

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:17:17 GMT

家路（日文）

ひそやかに影を落とす
夕映えの街に灯がともる顷
未知し风吹かれて君は
离れた空の下何を想う
足早に过ぎゆく夕空に飞び立つ
鸟の群れが家路を辿るように
ここへ戻っておいで
君の休まる场所へ
空の向こうで明日が手招いてる
いくつもの梦を数え
谁もが答えを探している
足早に行き交う人波に纷れて
君らしさを见失ったなら
ここへ戻っておいで
羽を休める场所へ
今日という日を好きに
なれますように
今君は流した
いとしいその涙が
乾くのなら仆は风にでもなろう
ここへ戻っておいで君の休まる场所へ
相変わらずの笑颜で
明日を恙无(つつがな)く
过ごせますように

家路（中文）

落日将身影愈拉愈长
黄昏的街道万家灯火
你吹拂着未知的风
在远方的天空下思考着什么呢

脚步匆匆飞奔向夕阳
如飞鸟成群般寻找归返之途
请再回到这个可以静心休憩的地方

天空的彼方明天在招手
数着无尽的梦想
每个人都在追逐明天

脚步匆匆人潮交错
若混乱得连自我都迷失
请再回到这个可以收起羽翼的地方

渐渐喜欢上眼前的一切
此刻你流下充满爱意的眼泪
若会干涸我愿化作那吹拂的微风

重新回到这里回到你可以休憩的地方
用这不变的笑容
平安无恙的度过明天

中孝介 (Kouseke Atari) - 《花》。。。这么唱道。。。

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:05:02 GMT

像花儿一样，像花儿一样
只是綻放在那儿就如此美丽。

如今人們啊，如今人們
用力踩着大地
把各自的花朵深植在心中！

11 Questions...

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:45:56 GMT

Condensed from airyharse's post on 2009-04-08 22:18:00...

1. What is awesome about this situation?

2. How can I give value in this situation?

3. Would I rather be right or be happy?

4. Is this useful?

5. Am I taking this too seriously?

6. Will this matter 5 years from now?

7. What is the most important thing I can do right now?

8. What do I think is the right thing to do?

9. Am I in the present moment right now?

10. Am I detached from the results?

11. What excuses do I have left?

The pink questions above strike me as questions that I often don't ask myself but which I ought to...

The green questions above are those that I think I won't ask myself:
- Qu 9 simply distracts oneself from being in the present moment in the first place; it is like telling yourself repeatedly to enjoy something when you should just simply enjoy it.
- Qu 11 is not so useful to me as I seldom make excuses for myself apart from one: lack of time.

I am asking myself the other questions on and off already.

listen to this late at night...

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:26:50 GMT

大空と大地の中で

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:40:50 GMT

中文歌词(感谢eva原创翻译)
在無窮盡的天空和大地中
哪一天
才可以用自已的手去抓住幸福

向着明天往前行
回头望的話尚是年轻
在北風狂吹中
沒有被吹走沒有吹走

往冰冷的雙手吹氣
暖和凍僵的身體

在說生活是辛苦
痛苦之前
假如是原野生長的花都會做用最大的能力去生存

往冰冷的雙手吹氣
暖和凍僵的身體

在說生活是辛苦
痛苦之前
假如是原野生長的花都會做用最大的能力去生存

往冰冷的雙手吹氣
暖和凍僵的身體

在無窮盡的天空和大地中
哪一天
才可以用自已的手去抓住幸福

Same person... different age...

nothing to do, so...

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:59:24 GMT

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domaine du calme

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:45:53 GMT

Ce soir, c'était une des soirées rares du calme. J'ai eu une longue conversation avec mon père. On était vraiment content. Ca fait longtemps depuis que je me rassens de ce genre de quiétude et de paix.

Un moment d'épanouissement dans un étang au milieu d'un jardin de solitude...

TRANSLATE

倚天屠龙记

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:51:55 GMT

这么多年了，我还是被《倚天屠龙记》的故事牵动着。真羡慕张无忌有那么多人喜欢。：）

今晚大结局。唉！明晚没得看了！

中孝介 / 花 -- Kousuke Atari / Hana

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:37:17 GMT

もしもあなたが雨(あめ)に濡(ぬ)れ
假如你被雨打湿
moshimoanataga 雨(ame)ni濡(nu)re

言(い)い訳(わけ)さえもできないほどに
却连为自己辩白都不可以
言(i)i訳(wake)saemo dekinaihodoni

何(なに)かに深(ふか)く伤付(きずつ)いたなら
如果受到某种很深的伤害
何(nani)kani深(fuka)ku 伤付(kizutsu)itanara

せめて私(わたし)は手(て)を结(むす)び
至少有我握紧你的手
semete私(watashi)ha 手(te)wo结(musu)bi

风(かぜ)に绽(ほころ)ぶ花(はな)になりたい
變成在風中綻放的花
风(kaze)ni绽(hokoro)bu 花(hana)ninaritai

もしもあなたの梦破(ゆめやぶ)れ
假如你的梦想破灭
moshimoanatano 梦破(yumeyabu)re

行(ゆ)き先(さき)のない日々(ひび)は暮(く)れゆき
天天过着没有希望的日子
行(yu)ki先(saki)nonai 日々(hibi)ha暮(ku)reyuki

信(しん)じることさえできなくなれば
如果連信任都找不回來
信(shinn)jirukotosaedekinakunareba

せめて私(わたし)が声(こえ)にして
至少我能用歌聲
semete私(watashi)ga 声(koe)nishite

明日(あした)に揺荡(たゆた)う歌(うた)をうたおう
為你吟唱飄盪到明天的歌曲
明日(ashita)ni揺荡(tayuta)u 歌(uta)woutaou

花(はな)のように花(はな)のように
像花儿一样像花儿一样
花(hana)noyouni 花(hana)noyouni

ただそこに咲(さ)くだけで美(うつく)しくあれ
只是綻放在那就如此美麗
tadasokoni咲(sa)kudakede 美(utsuku)shikuare

人(ひと)は今(いま) 人(ひと)は今(いま)
如今人們啊如今人們
人(hito)ha今(ima) 人(hito)ha今(ima)

大地(だいち)を强(つよ)く踏(ふ)みしめて
用力踩着大地
大地(daichi)wo强(tsuyo)ku踏(fu)mishimete

それぞれの花(はな) 心(こころ)に宿(やど)す
把各自的花朵深植在心中
sorezoreno花(hana) 心(kokoro)ni宿(yado)su

例(たと)えこの身(み)が果(は)てるとも
如果这身体终究消失
例(tato)ekono身(mi)ga 果(ha)terutomo

戦(そよ)ぐ岛风(しまかぜ) 愿(ねが)いに染(そ)まれ
但願化成島風將祈願傳送開來
戦(soyo)gu岛风(shimakaze) 愿(nega)ini染(so)mare

花(はな)のように花(はな)のように
像花儿一样像花儿一样
花(hana)noyouni 花(hana)noyouni

ただ风(かぜ)に揺(ゆ)れるだけのこの生命(せいめい)
这樣搖曳在風中的生命
tada风(kaze)ni揺(yu)rerudakeno kono生命(seimei)

人(ひと)と人(ひと) また人(ひと)と人(ひと)
人与人以及人与人
人(hito)to人(hito) mata 人(hito)to人(hito)

纺(つむ)ぐ时代(じだい)に身(み)をまかせ
將此身軀憑藉著串聯的時代
纺(tsumu)gu时代(jidai)ni身(mi)womakase

それぞれの実(み)が挠(たわ)わなればと
讓各自的果實堅韌地生存
sorezoreno実(mi)ga 挠(tawa)wanarebato

花(はな)のように花(はな)のように
像花儿一样像花儿一样
花(hana)noyouni 花(hana)noyouni

ただそこに咲(さ)くだけで美(うつく)しくあれ
只是綻放在那就如此美麗
tadasokoni咲(sa)kudakede 美(utsuku)shikuare

人(ひと)は今(いま) 人(ひと)は今(いま)
如今人們啊如今人們
人(hito)ha今(ima) 人(hito)ha今(ima)

大地(だいち)を强(つよ)く踏(ふ)みしめて
用力踩着大地
大地(daichi)wo强(tsuyo)ku踏(fu)mishimete

それぞれの花(はな) 心(こころ)に宿(やど)す
把各自的花朵深植在心中
sorezoreno花(hana) 心(kokoro)ni宿(yado)su

Kosuke Atari - Sorezore ni - 中孝介 - 各自远扬

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:32:45 GMT

中孝介在电影《海角7号》弹唱日文歌曲《各自远扬》。
Kousuke Atari singing the song "Sorezore Ni" in the movie "Cape No. 7".
Dans le filme taïwanais, Kousuke Atari chante “それぞれに“ au bord de la mer.

欣赏好歌，请点上图。
Click the above picture for the song “それぞれに“.
Cliquez le dessin ci-dessus pour écouter la chanson "Sorézoré Ni".

中孝介 -『各自遠颺』
Kousuke Atari - それぞれに

そよ風が告げる春の訪れ
so-yo-ka-ze-ga-tsu-ge-ru- ha-ru-no-o-to-zu-re
微风告知春天来访

咲き乱れる花の香りに遠い君を想う
sa-ki-mi-da-re-ru-ha-na-no-ka-o-ri-ni- to-o-i- ki-mi-wo-o-mo-u
纷纷绽放的花朵香气令人想起远方的你

春の陽に見守られて花が咲くように
ha-ru-no-you-ni-mi-ma-mo-ra-re-te- ha-na-ga-sa-ku-you-ni
如春日阳光守护下绽放的花朵

いつかは希望の陽が照らすでしょう
i-tsu-ka-wa-ki-bou-no-you-ga- te-ra-su-de-syou
未来希望之光也会照耀我们吧

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それぞれにそれぞれの決めた道を歩き
so-re-zo-re-ni- so-re-zo-re-no- ki-me-ta-mi-chi-wo-a-ru-ki
我们踏上各自的各自抉择的道路

いつの日か微笑んで
i-tsu-no-hi-ka-ho-ho-en-de
在未来的某日绽放笑容

また逢えるその時まで
ma-ta-a-e-ru-so-no-to-ki-ma-de
直到重逢时

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黃昏が告げる秋の訪れ
ta-so-ga-re-ga-tsu-ge-ru-a-ki-no-o-to-zu-re
黄昏告知秋日到来

移り行く紅の空に遠い日々を想う
u-tsu-ri-yu-ku-ku-re-na-i-no-so-ra-ni-to-o-i-hi-bi-wo-o-mo-u
移转的霞红天空令人想起遥远的过去

秋の陽に見守られて実り成るように
a-ki-no-you-ni-mi-ma-mo-ra-re-te-mi-no-ri-na-ru-you-ni
如秋日阳光守护著成熟的果实

いつかは君の夢も叶うでしょう
i-tsu-ka-wa-ki-mi-no-yu-me-mo-ka-na-u-de-syou
你的梦不知不觉也会实现了吧

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それぞれにそれぞれの決めた道を歩き
so-re-zo-re-ni-so-re-zo-re-no-ki-me-ta-mi-chi-wo-a-ru-ki
我们踏上各自的各自抉择的道路

いつの日か微笑んで
i-tsu-no-hi-ka-ho-ho-en-de
在未来的某日绽放笑容

また逢えるその時まで
ma-ta-a-e-ru-so-no-to-ki-ma-de
直到重逢时

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あの日交わした約束　僕らが描いてた
a-no-hi-ka-wa-si-ta-ya-ku-so-ku bo-ku-ra-ga-e-ga-i-te-ta
当初许下的约定是我们心中描绘的

未来はどんな色に染まるのでしょう
mi-rai-wa-don-na-i-ro-ni-so-ma-ru-no-de-syou
想像中未来的颜色染上的吧

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それぞれにそれぞれの決めた道を歩き
so-re-zo-re-ni-so-re-zo-re-no-ki-me-ta-mi-chi-wo-a-ru-ki
我们踏上各自的各自抉择的道路

いつの日か微笑んで
i-tsu-no-hi-ka-ho-ho-en-de
在未来的某日绽放笑容

また逢えるその時まで
ma-ta-a-e-ru-so-no-to-ki-ma-de
直到重逢时

我真的好久没有被一首歌曲如此感动了。那日在戏院里，我沉浸在柔情的音乐。中孝介天籁之音更带出了歌词的诗韵。于是我不禁热泪盈眶，两行泪水不自主地悄悄落下。

It has really been a long time since I was so touched by a song. The other day in the cinema, I couldn't help but be moved to tears by this song. It was the combination of the beautiful music, Atari's angelic voice and the poetic lyrics that absorbed me totally.

L'autre jour au cinéma, j'étais tellement ému par cette chanson que je ne m'arrive pas à retenir des larmes. La beauté de la mélodie, la poésie des mots et surtout quel bel ange d'un chanteur Atari soit, celui qui m'attirait de sa voix divine.

trimming...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:48:45 GMT

Based on the last update, I have taken a friend who hasn't posted nor commented for more than 7 months. I guess he's not around in my virtual world anymore. But in case he happens to read this, "just leave a line and I'll add you in!" :)

ps. I just like to keep trim... heheh...

if only like this!

dragon-tiger chart again...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:32:38 GMT

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lunch log ramblings

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:10:58 GMT

Tout le monde cherche un peu d'excitation dans sa vie routinière.

每个人都在庸俗的生活里寻求刺激。

Everyone is searching for some excitement in their boring existence.

BUT not me! 但绝非我！Moi, non! :)

伤痕

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:41:08 GMT

有些伤是无法痊愈的。

那天，总是不懈前进的他不经意地后退了。以为后退就能歇脚，岂料不知不觉中已经到了无路可退的地步。于是，撞了壁，挨了伤。往后的日子，便一直悬着一包困扰的心生活下去。

朋友说有得救。但最后就算见了专治此伤的“大夫”，做了该做的“复健“，每每道路坎坷，他内心深处总还会荡漾回响，隐隐作痛。

绝望，他狠心地对自己说，这病是不会好的！勇敢接受它，与它共存一百年吧！

原来，车后的烟囱撞坏了是这么一个难搞的问题呀！嘿嘿！

My test result is....

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:19:16 GMT

Just one word:

"Smartass"

I think I agree. :P

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-personality-defect-test